Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Calvaire 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  In France, this is a story about exceptional customer service

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  Aguirre, the Wrath of God 1972

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Absolute must-watch for anyone in the DIY raft-making community

Popular reviews

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  The Last Voyage of the Demeter 2023

  ★★ Watched 09 Aug 2023

  1. The visually slick story of 8 fictional morons being eaten on a fictional boat by a fictional monster. The Titanic felt less predetermined than this.

  2. The Demeter's crew have the investigative ability of a particularly stupid mushroom.

  3. There was a claim made that Dracula ate EVERYONE in his home country and that is why he had to go to England. Lazy.

  4. What happened to Decentimeter and Dekilometer?

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  The Boy and the Heron 2023

  Watched 27 Dec 2023

  To be honest I fell asleep. When I came to, there were a hundred man-sized parakeets screaming "We live to serve!". It probably rocked.

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