Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alice Upside Down 2007

  ★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  "your dad was the hottest boy on school" *winks*

  why the hell would say that to his kids after learning that their mom died

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  i wonder if Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield relate to this

Popular reviews

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  Lisa Frankenstein 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2024 1

  didn't yall get the memo?
  this movie was specifically made for me, so if you didn't get it, that's why.

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  The Crow 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Aug 2024

  nah because wtf did i just watch

  (the director also directed the live action ghost in the shell... it all makes sense...)

  why is hollywood convince we want a quirk up white boy with face tattoos? i absolutely adore Bill but i really think it's the director that did him dirty.
  also god forbid he do a full face of makeup, he must use tattoo ink
  they even gave that white boy in a black trench coat a katana
  sorry…