pearlytoo

pearlytoo

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • White Chicks

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  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

    ★★★

  • The Prince of Egypt

    ★★★★½

  • Pearl

    ★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

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  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

    Bram Stoker's Dracula

    ★★★

    It bothered me how unbothered Keanu Reeves’ character seemed

  • The Prince of Egypt

    The Prince of Egypt

    ★★★★½

    Loved the movie so much it made me wanna read the book

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ½

    In the end, the Poor Things were me and my family watching this in theaters on Christmas.

    This movie was made by pedo men and it shows-- the main character was mentally a toddler. As a woman I ask, "what about her period?" "how is she not pregnant, getting UTIs, or have hella stds?" and "when is sex ever THAT interesting or good?" If you want to watch a perverted porno, I recommend the "horror" tab on PH which is just as interesting, progressive, and horny as this film

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★½

    Om nom nom nomnom nom nom nomnom cronch cronch munch cronch cronch cronchcronch cronch cronchcronch cronch cronch

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