Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Den of Thieves 2018

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  felt like a gut-shot when i paused for a bathroom break & realized i was only halfway through. heist movies usually excite me, but this one was constipated. 1 star for the ladies who doordashed & 1 star for Cheddar Bob!

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  Susan Slept Here 1954

  ½ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  yuck!

Popular reviews

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2024

  this film is the reason my therapist has job security.

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  Under the Silver Lake 2018

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  now i love a good quest, & red herrings & a casually-detached fuck. but that was preposterous. 

  within the first five minutes, i had to apologize to my mother & reassure her that it’s ok if she’d rather watch Wonka.