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  Suspiria 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  So... never skip stretching before a demonic dancing ritual. Gotcha.

  I expected this to be the odd one out in Guadagnino's filmography, but it turns out it explains a lot about some of his stylistic sensibilities and sort of bridges the gap between the different things I've seen from him so far.

  More importantly, it's a feast for one's eyes and ears. The painstakingly choreographed photography couples with an equally well-curated and stirring soundscape to deliver a weird, trippy, and…

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Jack Quaid has now been stabbed, sliced, shot, impaled by arrows (2 times!), electrocuted, snared, hanged, maimed, deep-fried, and skull-f*cked by a motorized corkscrew, all for our viewing pleasure.

  Thanks, Jack!

Popular reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Whaaat?
  What isss your naaame?
  Tony.
  Fuck you Tony!
  Fuck you! What’s YOUR name?
  Ezekiel.
  Fuck you Ezekiel!
  Hey, guess what I did last night.
  Don't you fucking bring my mother into this...
  I built that fire over there...
  ......
  ...and then I fucked your mother next to it!
  FUCK YOU!

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  As if Star-Lord hadn't stolen enough from Han Solo, now he ripped-off his fit too.