Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Howl's Moving Castle 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  no clue what I watched but I certainly enjoyed it

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Jun 2024

  good on jed the dog for having two other film credits, best actor in the thing. A very good(?) boy

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jul 2023

  Where was bibble. I went dressed as bibble where was bibble.

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Jul 2023

  That was a hot mess, fucking slapped, loved every minute. 
  Why did we hear ab Jeff Goldblum’s dog humping his leg? I don’t know, but we sure did. Did they give us an extremely cheesy moment when the t rex made the logo of the films? They sure did! Did Chris Pratt rope dr grant and a teenager into believing they had the force when interacting with a raptor? Sure fucking did! But there was a baby elephant who was…

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