The Gosler has been eying a sequel for like, almost a decade now. I get it.
(3 3/4 stars)
The Gosler has been eying a sequel for like, almost a decade now. I get it.
(3 3/4 stars)
Maybe the most devoid of art piece of anything I’ve ever seen in my entire life. An ode to keeping the Amazon/MGM accountants busy. Budget needed to be spent; a movie was made. Scenes came one after another like teeth on a cog. It’s almost like there was a purposeful attempt to remove all humanity from the script. Every single moment to sit with these people would then cut straight to exposition as if any perceived emotion would be the…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This was integral to me in a way that probably implies more about my identity than I’d currently like to think about. For the record, I also totally would’ve fucked that guy though.