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Uncut Gems 2019
I don't even know when was the last time I watched this movie but it remains completely solidified amongst my favorite films of all time after all these years. It's so rare for a movie to grab you. I don't know how to explain it but when I'm watching Uncut Gems, nothing else exists. When I'm watching some other movie I could be going "ohh haha now that i go to film school 🤓 i can think about how they'd…
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Chicken Run 2000
THE FIRST EVER EVER TIME I WATCHED A MOVIE BY MYSELF IN THE THEATER HAHAHAHAHA SHIT WAS SO GOOD WHAT THE FUCKKK
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Se7en 1995
I loathe movies that are pessimistic and bleak for the sake of standing out from the crowd and attempting to look like they are portraying something deep. People usually hate shock value, and yet somehow this movie gets a pass, despite being the single most unnecessarily gruesome and vile piece of shit movie I've seen (i watched the fly). I wouldn't be so vehemently pissed at this movie if everyone didn't idolize it so much, because I honestly don't see…
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
Charlie Day is literally my favorite guy currently on this planet. I'd totally let him milk my steak.
Also, happy 1 year anniversary to ME on this app! I love it here a lot but god damn this felt like 4 months, not a whole year. Time goes by time is fleeting I'm getting old I'm gonna die I'm just gonna kill myself. No, I'm not gonna do that. What if I stay alive and I meet Charlie Day? I…
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