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  Battle Royale 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  mitsuko getting added to my list of cuntiest movie characters we love u sm i really wish u were final girl

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2024

  This film good, lots of good action and heart. Commodus I fucking hated you but that means Joaquin Phoenix ate the role up asf. He should've won Best Supporting Actor a million years ago. This movie was way longer than I expected tho but every minute was worth it.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Sep 2024

  cailee spaeny you are THEE final girl of the Alien franchise (and the year i fear) and you are very hot and i am very gay 4 u mwah. this movie was literally so good, i swear to god i jumped out of my seat at least three times. From cinematography, to sound design, to the cast's face cards (except you bjorn fawk you), this movie is the best one of the Alien franchise. Also the moments of fan service…

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