Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sling Blade 1996

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  A prime example of taking full advantage of a static camera, to deliver impeccable acting and beautiful blocking.

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  GoodFellas 1990

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Just when I thought I was safe I get whacked at the end.

Popular reviews

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  Heat 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Heat. More like CUM

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  The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 1966

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025 4

  Hands down greatest trilogy of all time.

  Also, please refer to me as ‘Blondie’ from now on.