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movie so bad it makes you wonder why you decided to do your thesis on streaming service original action movies. movie so bad you have to watch it over three sittings if you want to watch it without looking at your phone. movie so bad you forget everything that happened in it and then go and look at your original review of it where you did in fact call the plot forgettable and go “wow i was so right”.

the fact that there’s so few reviews for this made me read the reviews and i gotta say it’s kind of hilarious seeing people being like “it’s just not a high quality movie :/“ bro it’s a direct-to-australian-streaming hour-and-twenty-minutes christmas romcom. you should’ve calculated your expectations accordingly.

why do they even bother making movies anymore when this exists already?