Favorite films

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I could watch Jack Quaid pretend to be in agony over being tortured for hours

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Not as strong as the first two, but still managed to get me all misty eyed at the end. Homecoming stories just get to me, man.

Popular reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  They got Miles to play drums and Anya playing chess in this. They knew what they were doing

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  The Strangers: Chapter 1 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 May 2024

  It’s like you had the perfect recipe for simple sushi, but then you added a whole bunch of other ingredients like cream cheese, onions, tofu, crispy garlic, eel, cilantro, tamago, and aioli drizzle.

  Theoretically still filling and yummy, but feels unnecessary and not so authentic anymore :(

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