Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Donald Trump eats McDonald's, Dupli-Kate beats the fraud allegations, awww yeah we in the mines now

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  Red One 2024

  ★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  Okay, okay, I see what's happening, here
  You're face to face with failure, and it's unclear
  You don't even know how you feel
  It's awkward
  Well, it's nice to see that my movies never change
  Open your eyes, let's begin
  Yes, it's really me, it's rock
  Let it knock
  I know it's a lot
  The bombs, the slop
  When you're staring at a mega flop

  What can I say except, it's red one
  For the roids, the Frenchtoast and the…

Popular reviews

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  Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver 2024

  ½ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  "That's how the movie ended."
  "How did it end?"
  "Uh...."
  My friend and I 1 minute and 30 seconds after the credits rolled. Then we scrolled back just to see it and by the time I wrote this review I forgot the ending again

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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