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  Eastern Promises 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jun 2022

  viggo hangs dong but it’s not even that big…huge respect 

  now that’s what i call representation

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  Fargo 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jun 2022

  well they put that cum on at the factory ya know

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  The Village 2004

  ★★ Watched 25 Nov 2021 1

  people who think this is a good movie are absolute doggy brains 

  i missed the first 20 mins and i refuse to be convinced that mattered

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  Zola 2020

  ★ Watched 11 Sep 2021 1

  The single worst film I have ever fucking seen in my life. Like someone barfed glitter into a pile of old cum. Like a shoe that you cook hotdogs on. Someone decided to make a movie about millennials and just took a runny dump on a macbook pro and sent it to the studio. 

  Pretty visuals, tho. 

  One star, my car got broken into during the movie and that was, frankly, a welcome relief from the hell of this film. 

  Would personally sponsor the assassination of everyone involved with the production of this movie.

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