Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  I am lovesick for a man who can’t love me.
  There are no bitches on my phone. 

  I am indifferent to this movie. 
  It’s only swag city that’s all there is.

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  I’ve hated every moment of my entire life but I mostly hate this

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  Saving Private Ryan 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  Shaving Ryan’s privates was going to be my username on here but it was flagged as inappropriate. So now I am penis guy which I guess is okay and also somehow fine on this platform. 

  On a side note I have never watched this movie but I believe it’s deeply rooted in our social consciousness that you don’t have to. 

  Big fan of saving pregnant Brian memes.

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  Trainspotting 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  Big fan of this movie made me want to try heroin and being Scottish haha but no seriously shooting on film always horns me up man, the colors and compositions of practically every scene are so good it’s sexually gratifying