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Yes I give out 5 stars to objectively bad films, is the Pope a Catholic?
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The Mirror Has Two Faces 1996
Have been procrastinating heavily so decided to copy Sam and watch this. Whoever believes that Barbra Streisand is an “ugly girl” archetype obviously believes they’ve never worn a fugly outfit before because, what the hell, she’s stunning!
This should come as an example that babes just want other babes to info dump to them!
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Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 1954
Never mind the Stockholm syndrome, let’s talk about the fact she had those boys dressed up like smarties, shaking their bums, and begging for puss.
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Calamity Jane 1953
There is no way you’re convincing me that little gay, theatre performer Francis fryer was getting puss
(Minus many stars for the many, obvious isms displayed, yes including the homophobia for not making them lesbians - I’ve seen those bts photos of them both with their micro bangs and 3/4 lengths)
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