Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rye Lane 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  funny asf

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  -i was staring at jonathan’s fuck ass chain most of the time. 

  -also the only family in my theater gasped when dopey talked like it was fucking avengers endgame. 

  -gal gadot is so fucking funny i almost lost my shit several times. her NO at the end almost put me to tears.

  -i hate to say this but i liked jonathan :| i thought he was hot, im a sucker for the flynn rider character… im sorry im in therapy…

Popular reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  remember, nothing is permanent and everything that happened to the characters in this movie doesn’t matter

  this is the same movie as the original with less than half the heart. we miss you ron clements and john musker!!

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  The Craft 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  funny af, full of queens

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