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Nymphomaniac 2014
This is one of my favorites, although Shia Labeouf clearly sees himself as being a highly Significant Actor pushing himself to perform a potential role of a lifetime, when all the while his character is an annoying dipshit, and part of me imagines the director feeing his Significant Actor energy, and ratcheting up what an annoying dipshit he is. If The House That Jack Built is the ultimate OCD rendering in film (it is), then this one is about achieving…
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Longlegs 2024
It’s difficult to adequately articulate how godawful this wound up being. Truly abysmal, and that’s in part because the promotion of it, and the notion of it being directed by the son of Anthony Perkins, set it up as something to potentially rival some horror masterpieces. In the end it felt like a reiteration of all of those godawful horror movies flooding every streaming site the way they used to flood video stores. Like the horror equivalent of drinking way…
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My First Film 2024
Achieves a level of transcendence that every meta thing probably (hopefully) aspires towards, but does so in a very present and human way, such that although maybe when it opens a feeling of being too wide open to possibilities could suggest nothing at all is being said, the opposite proves to be true. I watched this because I’d bought this deal for MUBI and the Paris Review for a year, which in retrospect maybe wasn’t a great idea, but I…
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