Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Secret Level - Warhammer 40,000: And They Shall Know No Fear 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  YES PLEASE MAKE A LIVE-ACTION MOVIE

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  HAHAHAAHA I completely forgot Ariel gets her shit killed in this movie

Popular reviews

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  Shark Beach with Anthony Mackie 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  No one will know Anthony Mackie actually had to retrieve DNA samples from a shark’s anus unless they’ve seen this. Now THAT’S some movie magic.

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  Safe House 1998

  ★★½ Watched 23 Apr 2018

  While I gave this film 2 1/2 stars, I can definitely say it kept me interested and kept throwing me curveballs. Like, 100 curveballs. People give M. Night a lot of flack for the twists, but boy oh boy, he sure ain’t no Eric Steven Stahl.

  Sir Patrick Stewart gave quite an amazing performance, as well as the rest of the cast, honestly! There’s just SO MUCH CRAZY (and I mean the movie itself, not Stewart’s performance) that the film…

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