Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★ Watched 27 Feb 2023

  How in the name of Yogi and Boo Boo did this straight-to-Shudder nonsense get a theatrical release?

  Do the cocaine and bear fans have a bigger crossover than I had previously thought?

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  What's Love Got to Do with It? 2022

  ★★ Watched 26 Feb 2023

  I hope Lily James got paid handsomely for carrying this entire film. 

  Calling a rom-com formulaic is a waste of resources and oxygen, yet here I am…

Popular reviews

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  It Is in Us All 2022

  ★ Watched 25 Nov 2022

  Poundland Tom Hardy zombies his way around the countryside like a toff Frankenstein’s monster. 

  There was a strobe-light dance-off.

  Three wee boys did a choreographed dance next to a bonfire. 

  Flummoxed.

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  Cosmos 1996

  ★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2022

  Very chaotic. Very French.