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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2023

  oliver would dominate studytube but apart from that this film is basically gone girl for twinks ft. a grown up cassie from skins

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2023

  seeing the book characters and scenery brung to life was a treat, and seeing snow with that buzzcut made me feel like lindsay lohan post herbie reboot but pre rehab…

  last act sadly dragged and didn’t meet the artistic excellence which is catching fire but hopefully this film resurges the public obsession for YA so I don’t have to pretend to my work crush that I like superhero films

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  V for Vendetta 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Nov 2023

  this film is les mis if it served cunt… heartwarming scenes, thrilling plot twists, cheeky bit of dystopia and was giving wattpad fanfic throughout.

  -1 star for V’s gcse drama opening speech

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