Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Splice 2009

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Come for the ??? Stay for the ??????

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  Predator 2 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  A very serviceable predator sequel, there’s a lot more juice here than I remember

Popular reviews

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  Pearl 2022

  ½ Watched 25 May 2024

  Ti West one day I will kiss your hands and pass on to you an incurable poison, sapping every last bit of your energy. And as I feed you your last dose of this fatal poison, I will whisper in your ear “House of the Devil sucked”

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  Saturday Night 2024

  ½ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  Remember Milton Berle? Remember George Carlin? Remember wishing you had enough character references to buy a pistol so you could kill yourself? Remember getting too embarrassed to ask your father to sign off? Remember not knowing what kind of pistol could kill you on the first go? Remember googling night after sleepless night, thinking “my god it can’t be this fucking hard”. It is. And by the grace of god this movie will bring you one step closer to the inevitable