Sarah

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I don't have to explain myself!

Favorite films

  • Carnival of Souls
  • Persona
  • Peter and the Farm
  • Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

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  • Gladiator II

    ★★

  • The Iron Claw

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Smile 2

    ★★★½

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  • Road House

    Road House

    ★★

    I guess I kind of see what it was going for, and I went in wanting to like it, but was afraid it was going to be a complete fiasco, and it wasn't entirely, so I enjoyed it in the moment and would be fine never seeing or thinking about it again.

    It tries to reinterpret and channel the vibes of the original in ways that I don't hate. I even kind of like that they changed it to an…

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★

    Big fan of the worms! I hope they come out well in all of this.......

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  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ½

    This was like a parody of what I expected Love Actually to be.

  • The Room

    The Room

    Did the San Francisco Tourism Bureau finance the opening credit sequence? Why is a grown couple hanging out with a 14-year-old rando? Are they done having sex yet? Why is there a decorative shower in their bedroom? Do the gods know there’s a mortal named Mark with hair that luscious? Why is he surprised Lisa’s coming onto him when she called him “baby” over the phone earlier? Was the camera supposed to go out of focus? Wait, why are they…

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