Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mission: Impossible II 2000

  ★★½ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  I really like how much they give Thandy Newton to do in this movie. Especially how they just straight up tell you at the beginning “oh no, the fact that she’s a thief will have no point in her story arc”. 🙄

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  Narrow Margin 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  “You know what I like about you? You’re tall”

  Another Hyams banger.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Big swing after big swing and then Screaming Mad George level practical effects? Gold.

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  Blastfighter 1984

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2023

  Italian rip-off films are usually two good ideas punctuated by 45 min. of filler. Not this one! A car explosion per ten minute average, bizarre accents, the main character is actually a gun, everything gets set on fire, this film had it all. It’s like if the rumble in Anchorman was an entire movie - and way more violent.