I still don’t know if I like this movie. 

Gorgeous. Thought provoking. Terrifying at times. Overall though I don’t think the movie ever really slowed down enough to let the plot have any impact; the few times that we get a moment to breathe it felt awkward and inauthentic, which really made it hard to invest in any of the characters. 

I’m so sorry but you needed a stronger actor than Channing Tatum to drive this story home. He wasn’t even bad! He just…..was not it.

6 inches flaccid. Probably 9.5 hard tbh and it looked pretty girthy. Uncut. Leaning slightly to the left.  Good for you Nosferatu. 

Seriously though one of the most beautiful films I’ve ever seen; I can just live in that frame of Nicholas Holt standing in the snow, waiting for the horses to trample him. 

Lily Rose is truly captivating. Whenever the film got slow, you could count on her to set fire to the screen. 

Terrifying, A cautionary tale of what happens when you get too horny to live.

I don’t know what to say except that it really is worth the hype. 

Hot men. Hot ass men. Hot ass men being homoerotic with each other. Hot ass men meeting hot ass Zendaya. Zendaya being hot ass bad ass tennis diva. Threesome? Oh not threesome….oh….oh love. Oh now the game begins. OH NO ZENDAYA. Okay boys let’s just…ok boys…..boys…..ok nvm. 

Oh….no….Zendaya. Boys let’s talk about our feelings….oh ok nvm. Oh no ZENDAYA BE NICE. Ok boys it’s just a game….BOYS…..BOYS!!!!!!!! 

Oh ok phew wow bang I’m horny and stressed.

I am a Venom fan and am not ashamed. 

He so cutie ! Precious Venom just want to save the world and his lover Tom Hardy :( 

Will it make sense ? No. Will you laugh out loud at things you aren’t supposed to? Probably! Is it gonna change your life? Maybe not like “The Hours” will but goddamn is it a good time.