Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spaceman 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  Actually fucking sobbing over Adam Sandler and a spider.

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  Speed 1994

  ★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  Is this a big Hollywood movie or a story written by a 14 year old boy for a creative writing assignment

Popular reviews

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  The Red Balloon 1956

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  Fuck those little French freaks can’t a boy have a balloon best friend anymore?

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  Labyrinth 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I don’t think I can give anything with muppets and David Bowie under 4 stars

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