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  The Greatest Showman 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Songs are still bangers but I’m realizing Zendaya plays the same i-hate-dudes trope every time lol

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  I’m scared of getting old but not scared enough to take the substance tbh

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2024

  Literally couldn’t concentrate after the monkey dog scenes

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  The Dark Knight Rises 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2024

  Yo fox really said fck them orphans imma use Wayne profits to build more toys for Batman lol

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