Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Dumb bitch juice movie

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  Mandy 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Might be the most heavy metal movie ever… I must have said “fucking fuck yeah” out loud about 8 times during this all the while nodding my head so emphatically my neck got sore

  Also, does a great job of teaching us a valuable lesson that everyone should take to heart: NEVER TRUST A HIPPIE

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  Wow, Trent really put his whole Reznorussy into this soundtrack… and don’t think I’ve forgotten about you miss Ross boots the house down mama yaaas gawd

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Oct 2023

  I made the moronic mistake of watching this for the first time after 6 pints of Guinness and a fat bifter earlier on this year. This lead to a pretty muddled experience where I enjoyed the movie but due to my inebriation, I hadn’t a fucking notion what was going on half of the time. 

  2nd time round and sober, I’m glad I didn’t doubt my intoxicated self as I once again found the film to be fantastic. It carries…