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Babygirl 2024
Did they get the dog's consent to be used as a sexual metaphor?
So that's the sexiest movie I've ever watched with a room full of strangers. Like that was exhibitionism almost. Not the movie with the most sex I’ve seen in theaters! I said the sexiest.
Never knew that I wanted to see Nicole Kidman licking milk out of a shallow bowl on the floor but I absolutely did.
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Borderlands 2024
A mediocre romp. A rompette.
I'm sure if you're a fan of the game this was a whole different movie experience, this is an outsider's perspective.Some scattered thoughts:
Millennial ass humor but it got me a couple times I won’t lie.
Ariana Greenblatt is a star, I was in it for her.
Forgettable soundtrack, good balance of practical//CGI effects.I found myself getting distracted and thinking about other stuff throughout. That's SUPER rare for me at the movies, even…
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A Complete Unknown 2024
Wow. What a boring movie about what a selfish jagoff Bob Dylan is. Literally wanted to see this to try to challenge my impression of him, to make myself see him in a better light or like his music or respect his artistic process or SOMETHING. I leave with a renewed belief in my own intuition.
This message-less movie would've been better served by Kermithee Frog in the title role. Timothee you're not special because you sorta learned how to…
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