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  The Princess Switch 2018

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2020 3

  Hey what the fuck was this? MPCA films are made by a supercomputer designed to torture me for eternity, kind of like I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream.

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  Daphne & Velma 2018

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2020

  This is the worst shit on planet Earth

Popular reviews

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  Over the Hedge 2006

  ★ Watched 07 Mar 2020

  hammy is not real

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  Wanted 2008

  ★★★ Watched 29 Feb 2020

  Prototypical 2000's action movie, very extremely little substance, but hits all these narrative beats just quick enough that I don't get bored, plus they invented the bullet curving bit so I give it some credit. Plus the action is good.

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