Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Infinity Pool 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  I loved every god damn second while simultaneously hating every god damn second of... Whatever that was...

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  Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I need the penguin freezer

Popular reviews

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  Deck the Halls 2006

  ★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Could have ended this movie the moment the eye doctor said "hey why don't you shine one of those laser pointers they use to blind the football players with mid match" and then he'd be seen from space

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  Groundhog Day 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  Amazing it took him only 3 days to get hammered and drive down the train tracks. Usually takes me 0.

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