kunnty ortega

kunnty ortega Pro

"I'm going to eat your soul and shit it out, Lesnicki."

I’m currently not rating films - don’t hate me pls

Favorite films

  • Lilo & Stitch
  • Mustang
  • The Nice Guys
  • Ever After

Recent activity

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  • The Prince & Me

  • Center Stage

  • Burlesque

  • Plus One

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  • The Prince & Me

    The Prince & Me

    that’s a lesbian haircut if I’ve ever seen one

  • Center Stage

    Center Stage

    tell me HOW in that final dance number her hair went from down to up in twists? no way they’re doing that in a quick change!

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★½

    The cuntiest coming of age!!

  • 17 Again

    17 Again

    Zac Efron and Michelle Trachtenberg’s chemistry is !!!