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  AVP: Alien vs. Predator 2004

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  More fun than I thought it would be after the last 2 in the franchise. Anyone else think it was weird when the main character checks her compass and says, “This must be directly below the sacrificial chamber”, when you can obviously tell it is from the glow stick that the British guy dropped down not 30 seconds earlier? Dumb. Also how does that chest thing with the weapons work? Does the ancient stone know what the current date is?…

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  Alien Resurrection 1997

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  This gets an extra star for how goddamn goofy it was. Clone Ripley plays with a fucking basketball and bounces said basketball off of Ron Perlman’s nuts. A guy pulls parts off of his wheelchair and crafts a damn shotgun. Everyone just acts like a fucking cartoon character, it’s hilarious.

Popular reviews

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  Alien³ 1992

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Just confusing, why kill Hicks and Newt off screen? Why kill Clemens when he was the most interesting character in the prison? Why kill a dog in the first 20 minutes? Why are the effects so bad? So many questions.

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  The perfect movie that my father-in-law will talk to me about, he’ll say he loved it, I’ll say it’s ok. Woody Harrelson was good, but I wanted more of him. I don’t think I like when Simu Liu plays such a robotic, strictly logical, borderline emotionless character. They literally refer to him as “The Vulcan”. Let him be charming and charismatic. I’ll also say, absolutely horrifying story. No deep sea diving for me

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