I realllllly wanted to love this one. But it was one of Bong's weaker entries. It came down to a couple things: no character was interesting enough to keep me engaged nor was I to rooting for any of them. This made the film feel quite long. Compounded by the fact that there's lengthy exposition every 30 mins or so.
The nail in the coffin for me was it did a lot of things ok, but nothing was standout. The…