Sam Seagroves

Sam Seagroves Pro

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Pulp Fiction

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  • True Romance

    ★★★★★

  • Ethan Frome

    ★★½

  • Trouble Bound

    ★★½

  • Inside Monkey Zetterland

    ★★½

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  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★★

    Havent related this much to character since Kieran Culkin pissed the bed in Home Alone

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★★

    Hey, hey, Timothée Chalamet, I'm jerking my dong

    A funny ol’ penis that’s a-cumin’ along

    Seems sick an’ it’s hungry, it’s tired an’ it’s torn

    It looks like it’s a-dyin’ an’ it’s hard and worn



    Hey, Timothée Chalamet, but I know that you know

    All this movie that I’m a-seein’ an’ a-many times more

    I’m a-jerkin’ you my dong, but I can’t cum enough

    ’Cause there’s not many men that are as sexy as you



    Here’s to Monica an’ Elle…

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  • True Romance

    True Romance

    ★★★★★

    Id fuck elvis too!!

  • Ethan Frome

    Ethan Frome

    ★★½

    Patty's Bume

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★★

    Id flex my anal sphincter muscles for Michael Fassbender

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    ★★★★★

    Who is this guy playing Cowan?? Such a damn hunk