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the feminine incarnation of oscar levant in an american in paris

Favorite films

  • The Age of Innocence
  • All the President's Men
  • A Streetcar Named Desire
  • Phantom Thread

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Chilly Scenes of Winter

    ★★★★½

  • No Other Land

  • Crossing Delancey

    ★★★★★

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  • Housekeeping

    Housekeeping

    ★★★★½

    the movie equivalent of walking outside in the winter at around 5:30 in the evening when the sky and the snow are all the same electric blue colour and the only thing you can see are the little golden windows of other houses and the people moving inside of them

  • Dangerous Liaisons

    Dangerous Liaisons

    ★★★★★

    me when I'm suffering from the vapours and I'm up against the human incarnation of satan

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    The creeper storyline was operating on a doctor who level of pathos, brings to mind the ood and man’s capacity for cruelty against the pure of heart

  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    ★★★★

    Easiest four stars I’ve ever doled out in my life! I am the 23 year olds that Daniel Cleaver is dating and I date the 28 year olds that Bridget Jones is dating. Who woulda thunk! A win for people who were infants when the first movie came out

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★★★★

    Hugh Grant rowing a boat saying "Fuck me I love Keats" and then emerging from a pond in a wet button-down shirt with a wilted cigarette in his mouth is the Female Gaze

  • The Children's Hour

    The Children's Hour

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.