phoebemilner

phoebemilner

“When the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap.”

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Scream
  • Alien
  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

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  • Trainspotting

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

  • Attack on Titan: THE LAST ATTACK

    ★★★★★

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  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

    ★★★★

    only spotted one train this movie sucks

    8.3/10

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    what is it with this woman and the sauce????

    7.4/10

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  • The Strangers: Chapter 1

    The Strangers: Chapter 1

    ★★★★

    happy that the gang is back in action
    mr bradley what a guy 
    i think the gang should of shared a turkey melt together

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ½

    the amount of times i paused this godforsaken movie just to sit and let the second hand embarrassment sink in was crazy

    0.9/10