Phonsley

Phonsley

If not watching movies, I am probably maladaptive daydreaming, or even better, both

Favorite films

  • Shrek
  • Shrek 2
  • Shrek the Third

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  • Romeo + Juliet

    ★★★

  • Amateur Night

    ½

  • Companion

    ★★★★

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

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  • Romeo + Juliet

    Romeo + Juliet

    ★★★

    If I had nickel for every time Leo DiCaprio has willingly ended his life for his loved one’s, I would have two nickels, which is not a lot but it is weird that it happened twice ( might be even more, as I have a few more movies to watch from his filmography).

    The best artistic choice was to have Radiohead twice, especially at the end. The only credits in a while, I stayed till the end.

    The movie got…

  • Amateur Night

    Amateur Night

    ½

    Was the check that good or the bills that high because wtf Ashley?! Even half a star is too much for whatever that was.

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  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    Nicole Kidman always playing the horniest characters. 

    It has been a while since I have regretted watching a movie. Bland, mostly boring and the characters were flat af. The only good thing about this nonsense was vibing to George Michael for a bit in stead of listening to their kinky dialogues.

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

    Bob Dylaaaan Bob Dylaaaaan

    I was almost convinced he is about to pull out “Tiny Horse” as a surprise act, such a shame he didn’t.

    2 hours and 20 minutes of Timotheé portraying nonchalant rizzler and rocking those sunnies. Jokes aside he completely embodied this role (just like always) and gave another memorable performance. I am not a fan of musicals and movies where 90% is singing ( except for La la land, of course), now A Complete Unknown is…

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