Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★½ Watched 12 Aug 2024

  A virus has robbed humanity of our voices and our minds, leaving us only with the ability to make denim jeans and perform buccal fat removals

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★½ Watched 06 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Totally Killer 2023

  ★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2023 1

  Entertaining, but watch Happy Death Day or Freaky first if you’re looking for a horror version of a high concept classic comedy

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  Is the butcher dad goals?