How is there still no character growth after all this time! The testosterone theme is suffocating !
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Meg 2: The Trench 2023
The One Where Jason Statham is a Green James Bond Who Contributes to Environmental Destruction in The Name of Justice + Pippin Remains Our Hero
Just like the first movie, you’re waiting at least 50 minutes until it becomes watchable. There is a megalodon shaped hole in my heart where they forgot to make this story about sharks, and settled on being a discount Jurassic World.
And forgive me for thinking that the ‘Queen’ song following the opening sequence meant we’d have a movie that acknowledged its own silly corniness…
fool me two times >:(Translated from by -
The Meg 2018
Pippin - The True Hero
1. What an offensive waste of Jason Statham who looks like he’s trying not to laugh the whole time.
2. The CGI is so bad, it didn’t even trigger my intense phobia of cephalopods.
3. If Rainn Wilson came as Dwight, this could have been a 5/5.
(4. My pass goes to Ruby Rose, despite the cocktail of accents, it’s pride month.)Translated from by -
