Michael

Michael Pro

Favorite films

  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Day of the Dead
  • The Funhouse
  • The Pit and the Pendulum

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  • September 5

    ★★★½

  • Abigail

    ★★★½

  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    ★★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★½

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  • September 5

    September 5

    ★★★½

    I’ll admit that it had me rapt, but it doesn’t really add up to anything in the end. Now is kind of the perfect time for a movie like this to comment on the situation we find ourselves in

  • Psycho

    Psycho

    ★★½

    They’re lucky I like the production design

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    I don’t have the time or energy to write about how much this movie sucks. But I knew from the first sequence when there was no suspense, thrill, or excitement in our first prehistoric encounter that this movie was not going to be good—and then we got a “Now This” segment.

    Also, how did cgi dinosaurs look better in 1993 than in 2022? Because they look like shit in this movie.

    So disappointing.

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★

    This movie has so much going on. I have to watch it again to see if it ever unifies, but I left feeling pulled in a bunch of different directions.