WOAH
everything I like a movie to be
a review from the girl sitting beside me: "that was the gayest performance of heterosexuality I've ever seen"
shout-out to the costume designer who consistently put dante in the gayest outfits possible
This is a movie you don't really watch as much as desperately piece together between shaky cam and shots so dark you cannot see a thing. Anyways I got three morals from it:
1. don't play with guns
2. don't go spelunking without telling people where you are, especially in the rain
3. DO fuck the wolf-man shapeshifter living in your local woods