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  The Little Hours 2017

  Watched 13 Feb 2025

  (Drunkenly) "OMG we would be such bad nuns. I'm going to make a movie where its basically us but nuns"
  "Shut up girl you won't"

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  Vamp 1977

  Watched 15 Jan 2025

  The donkey is to me what Ryan Gosling is to sad introverted men

Popular reviews

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  The Carmilla Movie 2017

  ★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  Who read Carmilla and thought "OMG this would be so good if only Joss Whedon wrote it, and we did all our casting at a millennial pride gathering"?!
  I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

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  Filthy McNasty 2002

  Watched 18 Aug 2024

  I think the joke was on me the whole time

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