Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 13 Nov 2023

  You all can HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR at me all you want but that doesn’t change the fact that this film feature absolutely none of the green stuff. 0/10

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  It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Sunny Side Up 2007

  ★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2023

  My favorite episode has to be the one where the boys start the pickle party! They chant “PICKLES WIL PREVAIL!” which is a value I can definitely get behind. 5/10 on the pickle scale because, while this is a great contribution, not enough episodes center on pickles

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ½ Watched 24 Oct 2023

  0/10 on the pickle scale. I saw no fruits or vegetables in this movie. If I was the director, I would have had Miles pick up a giant pickle for his dad instead of a cake. Peter B. Parker mentions that Mayday ate an avocado but I think a better choice would have been a pickle. Severely disappointed.

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  It's Pickle Time 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Nov 2023

  HOOOOOLY SHIT🔥🔥🔥

Tags

• slacker (complete and utter lack of pickles)
• leaves some pickles to be desired but a good start
• she ate (pickles)