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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  I went into the movie with the review of an acquaintance: " Depp's daughter has great tits. I didn't even know that she was in the movie before watching it."

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  Braveheart 1995

  ★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  It's so goddamn tacky and come on ... Mel Gibson's eyes can't be that blue

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  Dark Shadows 2012

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2024 1

  Halfway through the movie my blue light filter turned on. I left it that way

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  Vivarium 2019

  ★★ Watched 19 Jul 2024

  Tedious watch. I guess that's what i'll have to go through if i ever want to be able to afford a house

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