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Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase 1939
Nancy goes FULL dirtbag in this one babey! The usual breaking into crime scenes PLUS forging a suicide note babey!!!
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2001
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter said gay rights!!
Listen this movie is both extremely silly and genuinely enjoyable. It's got vampires, a makeover montage that ends with Clone Look Jesus, Mary Magdalene kicking ass and in a catsuit falling in love with a vampire lady, El Santo (sorry, "Santos"), very slapstick fight choreography, a Batman-inspired scene transition thingy, and MULTIPLE MUSICAL NUMBERS.
Truly, what more could a movie have. I ask you.
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