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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Creative writing trauma

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  Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2007

  ½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Are we fr

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  Juno 2007

  ½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Run. Run as fast as you can. If you are reading this, it is already too late. This was the worst two hours of my life, and I once watched a ten hour video of paint drying. I will never get this time back. I wish I could erase this from my memory. If you are a masochist and want to be bored all while simultaneously wanted to stab your eyes out with crab legs then this movie is for you. If you like not having a migraine then stay away. This is the worst load of actual garbage I’ve ever unfortunately seen.

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ½ Watched 26 Feb 2025 2

  Brilliant, show stopping, cinematic. Is what I would say if I was the biggest liar on the planet.

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