Favorite films

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  The Breakfast Club 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Fred, Daphne, Evil shaggy, Velma, and Brian

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  The Night Flier 1997

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Relic of a time when a protagonist could have the  last name “Deez” and nobody batted an eye

Popular reviews

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  Endgame 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Sep 2022

  This shit would be so funny with a laugh track

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2023

  This could’ve been 5 stars if:
  1. Cast Jeremy allen white as wonka cause he looks like gene wilder
  2. Scrap the screenplay and make it a shot-for-shot remake of The Bear where he just screams at Oompa Loompas for fucking up the chocolate

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