Jade <3

Jade <3

Lover, Competitive Sex Haver, Movie Talker

Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • Perfect Blue
  • BlacKkKlansman
  • Jennifer's Body

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★½

  • Kung Fu Hustle

    ★★★½

  • DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

    ★★

  • Treasure Planet

    ★★★★½

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★½

    Just as good, even if I was using it as background noise

  • Kung Fu Hustle

    Kung Fu Hustle

    ★★★½

    Yeah fuckin bonkers

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  • Stolen Kiss

    Stolen Kiss

    ★½

    If you really think about it, this movie is about how your family name brings you into power and how it can warp your sense of judgment and makes you do bad things. Or how there is a power imbalance to gender roles in Nigeria if you don't come from somewhere successful.

    Otherwise, this movie has poor audio mixing, obnoxious camera angles, and hilariously bad writing to the point where it can only be taken as a comedy.

    K o k

  • Wedding Season

    Wedding Season

    ★★

    If my bridesmaid's speech was all about herself and my friends who had weddings a week before mine and not about me, I'm sending the swat team to her house.

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