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  Muppet*Vision 3D 1991

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Feb 2025

  *sobbing* it's even better than getting head

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  Unbreakable 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Graduate 1967

  ½ Watched 24 May 2023

  There is not much on this planet that I am as passionate about as I am about my hatred for this movie. There is not a believable choice made by a single character, Ben displays more serial killer tendencies than anyone in any horror movie I have ever seen, mrs Robinson's attempts at making a single interesting thing happen are smothered by the arid stench of awful writing and garbage acting that whirls around every other character in the film. THEY PLAY SCARBOROUGH FAIR 5 TIMES IN 20 MINUTES I ALMOST PUT MY HEAD THROUGH THE DESK IN FRONT OF ME. Fuck this movie.

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  Taking the Reins 2021

  ½ Watched 23 Apr 2024

  The hardest part about falling off a horse is getting back on

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